yamatoesies:

even when you don’t believe in yourself, naruto still believes in you

inarinarts:

if you dont ship naegiri i am here to nudge you in the right direction

shaworu:

What she really means

shaworu:

What she really means

i have nothing to post

awwww-cute:

Meet Tig, the surprise under our house

satanfictive:

there are serously people in this day and age who do Not Tip, they say “oh i don’t tip” like it’s a charming character trait. don’t talk to these people. dont look at them. these people should be required to tell their waitresses that they don’t tip before service starts. let the chips fall where they may

mom: can you do me a favor?
me: will you pay me?
mom: why do i have to pay you to do me a favor?
me: Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is Alchemy's First Law of Equivalent Exchange.